There have been plenty of popes over the years, but since they’re supposed to be infallible, I suppose they’re also kind of interchangeable. I’m not sure I’d want to be infallible, it seems like a lot of responsibility—being interchangeable, however, sounds much less stressful.
Anyways, next time you’re getting your jollies with some sublime psychoactive substance, you can use this simple guide to find out whether or not the papal hive-mind would approve.
6 – Popes On Alcohol
Let’s start with the world’s most popular intoxicant, alcohol. The sweet solvent that drives civilization. The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. This one is easy. We all know that popes love their liquor. Wine is the official beverage of Christianity! Jesus’ first miracle was turning boring, stupid water into delicious, life-giving booze!
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