A woman has lifted the lid on how to discretely poop at a new boyfriend’s house so that he will never know what you’re really doing in the bathroom.
Siena Filippi, a thrifting expert based in New York City, went viral on TikTok after sharing her three tried and true strategies for going undetected while going number two.
The digital creator, who uses the handle @ssiiena, filmed the 47-second tutorial in a bathroom with a view while traveling in Italy.
‘I’m gonna teach you how to s**t at a boy’s house,’ she began. ‘This is for like the beginning of the relationship. If you’re my man, keep scrolling.’
Siena Filippi went viral on TikTok after sharing her tried and true strategies for going undetected while going number two in a new boyfriend’s house
She advised telling your beau that you are going to the bathroom to take a body shower or dry your hair, explaining that the noise with block the sound and give you a time cover
Filippi explained that she has a ‘couple of methods’ that she utilizes depending on the situation, admitting that she feels ‘pretty clever’ for coming up with them.
Her first strategy is what she referred to as the ‘body shower.’
‘It doesn’t even matter what you’re doing, whatever time of day,’ she said. ‘Just be like, “You know what? I feel a little sweaty, like I want a refresh. I’m gonna body shower.”
‘Crank that [shower faucet] up. Now you have a sound cover and also a time cover for however long you need.’
Filippi noted that you also have a sound and time cover if you utilize her second method, which she referred to as the ‘hair dryer.’
The strategy is similar to her body shower excuse, but instead of running water, the sound of a hair dryer will drown out your bowel movement.
‘Just be like, “I need to fix my hair really quick. It’s getting really frizzy,”‘ she advised.
Filippi dubbed her last strategy ‘the hammock,’ saying it’s for all the ‘speed machines’ out there.
Filippi noted that the methods she uses often depends on the situation
The digital creator is also a fan of ‘the hammock’ – a piece of toilet paper laid vertically in the center of the bowl for ‘minimal sound and splash back’
Filippi’s video struck a chord with other users and has been viewed 4.8 million times and has received more than a thousand comments in just one day
She noted that it is ‘the grossest of all for sure,’ but it works in a pinch.
The content creator panned the camera to the toilet to show a long piece of toilet paper laying vertically in the center of the bowl.
‘Just kind of give yourself a nice runway for minimal sound and splash back,’ she said.
Filippi’s video struck a chord with other users and has been viewed 4.8 million times and has received more than a thousand comments in just one day.
‘Don’t forget the courtesy flush! If you flush immediately when going #2 the smell won’t linger, then wipe, flush again!’ one person responded.
‘This is so smart omg thank you for your service,’ someone else gushed.
‘I’ve done the hammock in work bathrooms for years!’ another added. ‘Works for limiting splash back, noise, and remnants after flushing.’
However, some people were perplexed as to why someone would go to these lengths to hide the fact that they poop.
‘I have no shame, I go when I go. They can deal lol,’ one user explained.
‘Wait…we are suppose to keep it a secret?! HUH,’ another commented.
‘I’d just say “hey, my stomach is upset and I might be a minute I gotta use the bathroom if ya feel me” if he judges you then he’s not the one?’ someone else pointed out.
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